| The Generalitat will suspend its mockery about Madrid for 15 days |
|25/10/2020 ||• ||617 || |
The Generalitat will suspend its mockery about Madrid for 15 days because the pandemic is out of control
In an extraordinary session of Parliament held this Sunday, a large majority approved the suspension of jokes and taunts about "how bad they are in Madrid" for fifteen days. Asked about it, the acting president of the Generalitat, Pere Aragonés, has declared that "a lot hee hee, ha ha, but the bull has caught us again." Faced with this statement, Alba Vergés, the head of health, replied "you can't say that, Pere. We can't use bullfighting similes." Shortly after, the acting president and the health minister have publicly presented a series of mandatory regulations to deal with the alarming escalation of cases that is being experienced in Catalonia. We reproduce the main points below:
* Don't use bullfighting similes in court appearances.
* Don... Leer Más
| Johnson & Johnson's vaccine really works and also leaves your hair soft and silky |
|26/09/2020 ||• ||718 || |
Fernando Simón confirms that Johnson & Johnson's vaccine protects against coronavirus and leaves hair shiny and silky
The director of the health alert coordination center, Fernando Simón, announced this morning that the Johnson & Johnson vaccine effectively protects against coronavirus, as it generates an immune response of over 72% "in addition to leaving hair shiny and silky", as he has admitted, proudly, waving his hair in the wind.
But the good news aren't over, since the government's medical spokesperson has announced that soon the contagion curve in Spain, so far ascending, "will enter a kind of plateau according to the virus runs out of people to the to infect" with which it could finally even descend when the pathogen has already spread to each and every one of the surviving Spaniards.
Fernando Simón has had to shorten his appearance... Leer Más
| Ada Colau is caught painting a blue area in a Hospitalet wasteland |
|15/09/2020 ||• ||771 || |
Colau is caught painting a blue area in a field of Hospitalet
This past Thursday a news team from Tabarnia Radio that was investigating the mysterious expansion of the Barcelona blue zone has followed the blue line to see where it ended and has ended up crossing the municipality of l'Hospitalet del Llobregat and shortly after locating a lady who was reviewing the line with a paint can at the foot of a newly installed parking meter. The woman tried to hide behind the parking meter, but seeing that it was not possible, she went directly to the TR reporters. "I thought this was still Barcelona!" The mayor justified herself to our colleagues.
The truth is that the fixation of the mayor of Barcelona with the parking meters dates from his own inauguration, because already then his first measure in office was to eliminate the holiday break in June and July during wh... Leer Más
| The Spanish government will extend the expiration of sun creams for three months |
|31/07/2020 ||• ||837 || |
La Rioja conclusions: The Spanish government will extend the expiration of sun creams for three months
It has undoubtedly been the measure that has caused the greatest stir at the first conference of regional presidents held in San Millán de la Cogolla (La Rioja). According to the Pedro Sánchez executive, the expiration of sun creams (which until now was ten months so that users couldn't take advantage of the rest from one year to the next) will automatically extend to thirteen months, which will allow the surplus to be used this summer from last year, including the remains of the inner edge of the plug. The executive estimates that this bill will favorably affect family savings and the best tan that the unemployed will be able to wear this September, and it justifies it by alleging the concept of "sun protection not enjoyed" during the mandatory confinement this spring.... Leer Más
| Hundreds of Barcelonians will spend the summer in their third residences |
|18/07/2020 ||• ||1273 || |
Hundreds of Barcelonians will spend the summer in their third residences
This is what emerges from the data provided by the General Direction of Traffic related to the road exodus this past Friday after the warning from the Generalitat to Barcelonians not to go to their second homes. Some malicious media claim that citizens of the metropolitan area have simply passed the president's recommendations for the Arc of Triumph and have "disobeyed" the king of disobedience, but that's not true. The people of Barcelona have strictly respected the slogan of not going to second homes and have chosen to go to third ones.
The exchange of first residences would also be worth
Since not all Barcelona residents have a third residence, the humbler classes have opted for the exchange of habitual residence, exchanging flats in Barcelona and Tarragona, to give an example. "... Leer Más
| A “Dream Team” to face the second wave |
|30/06/2020 ||• ||1181 || |
The "Dream Team" against sprouts according to the latest FIS study
The information was released this week in the latest study published by FIS (Sociopathic Research Officer) chaired by Fénix Tejanos. In this study, carried out entirely by telepathic means (with the consequent savings in the telephone bill) it's revealed which team the Spaniards would trust after managing this first wave of COVID-19, which now seems to be referring as "she-COVID-19". It'll be a Irene Montero's thing ..
This is the winning team according to the study:
Iker Jiménez (Discloser) for Head of Research. It may seem that this man cares only about UFOs and the afterlife, but he also dominates "this" life. Proof of this is that he was right in everything that was going to happen, in the measures to be taken and in the consequences it could have. Secu... Leer Más